Save articles for later Add articles to your saved list and come back to them any time. Welcome back to The White Lotus , a place of poisonous cobras and monkeys that look like they’re contemplating ways to kill you. Can monkeys shoot guns? Let’s hope not.
Warning: These recaps, where we rank which characters are having the most relaxing stay, are packed with spoilers. Only read if you have watched episode three of season three of The White Lotus . MOST RELAXED “You must excuse me, I have a very specific face blindness, and dodgy bald men all look quite similar to me, sincerest apologies.
” Credit: Belinda Our favourite therapist is being cradled by Pornchai in bodies of water for reasons of wellness. But just as she is regaling Pornchai with the story about the rich woman (Tanya) who promised to fund her business and then bailed, she spots Gary/Greg over the dinner table. As she approaches the table, Gary/Greg appears to be defecating in his board shorts.
Belinda: “Hello, Greg!” Gary/Greg: “I am not Greg, I am a different man with a very different name.” Belinda: “Didn’t you date Tanya? Where is Tanya?” Gary/Greg: “As I say, this Greg man seems very cool, but I am Gary, an innocent man.” Belinda: [Gets anxious she’s not being cradled by Pornchai and leaves] I don’t think Greg/Gary’s the type of smooth criminal to get away with this.
He couldn’t even think of a false name that didn’t start with “G”. “Gaitok, one day we will sing songs .
