Nobody is asking me, but there is one small step we can immediately take to replace some of the jobs we are losing to the DOGE layoffs, as well as the many others we are sure to lose to the tariffs. And until we take Canada, we can build some additional woodworking shops on the land we still have—and quickly hire a squadron of Geppettos.Those of you who follow Glenn Kessler’s fact-checking for The Washington Post have watched as he awards a small batch of Pinocchios, one to five, to any and every politician whose nose has grown so large it has fallen off because they have lied so often.
And if you have been paying attention, ever since he descended the escalator, Donald Trump has been accumulating far more than his fair share of Pinocchios. Now, of course, unlike an Oscar or Emmy or Grammy or even Best in Show, these are precisely the kind of award that no one wants to advertise. So, if you are looking, you can find smashed bits and pieces of Pinocchios in garbage bins and dumpsters pretty much anywhere you go in Washington, D.
C.If you have seen any of the White House press briefings or the recent Senate hearing on the fiasco of war plans against the Houthis being shared over a Signal text chat, you have a pretty good sense that we are are going to need a small wooden army of replacement Pinocchios for Glenn to give out.Yes, so many lies, multiplied a thousand times since the administration’s love affair and surrender to Musk and his DOGE.
Add all of the cabinet members.
