Turns out, Lochlan and Saxon aren’t the biggest weirdos at the White Lotus hotel. No, that plaudit might have to go to Greg. It’s about time we got some Greg action, to be honest.
We’re only one episode out from the show’s finale, which means things are heating up considerably. In a season that has been practically dripping with unorthodox sexual kinks, this nugget from episode seven might be the oddest. Far from being angry with Chloe for her transgressions with the Ratliff brothers, he gives her the most bonkers request I’ve ever heard on TV.
As she tells Saxon and Chelsea, Greg used to watch his parents having sex when he was a kid – and now wants to walk in on Chloe with Saxon. “He wouldn't even touch you, he just wants to creep up on us..
. it would be like he's winning his mother back from his father,” she tells an appalled Saxon. He refuses – obviously.
But roses to Patrick Schwarzenegger , because he plays Saxon to perfection here: shaken, uncertain and clearly knocked down a peg or five. “Dad, I don't have anything else but this,” he tells Jason Isaacs’ Tim during a frantic Q&A session about the fate of their company. “I don't have any interests, I don't have any hobbies, if I'm not a success, I’m nothing.
” Could Saxon snap when he finds out that Tim’s business is deader than a doornail? Despite all of the above, less happened in this penultimate episode than you might expect – by this point in season two, there’d already been mass .